Wednesday, July 1, 2009

The Annual Airline Awards

As the 09 World Lap enters into it's final leg and my trip is drawing to a close, it's time to honour the various airlines which have hosted me throughout the year. Unfortunately all those trains, buses, taxis, other trains, bikes (of which there's to many to count), and mates cars don't feature in this: The 09 Airline Awards:

MALAYSIAN AIRLINES Winner of the best in-flight elevator-music category

RYANAIR The airline most likely to introduce standing room on flights

SAS SCANDINAVIAN The letting-me-carry-a-knife-onboard award

AIR CANADA Record holder for delaying luggage (15 days - slashing the old personal best of 8 hours held by America's own Jetblue)

MAS WINGS Award for the longest cruising altitute length of 2 minutes and 20 seconds

Congratulations to all you winners. For the rest of you, better luck next year..

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